Lay it.
A launchpad on Robinhood Chain, on Uniswap v4. You lay an egg first: a sealed hash that says nothing about the ticker inside it. A block later you hatch it, and the token, its ETH pool and its nest arrive in one transaction. Every ticker hatches once per coop, the nest is a share of the pool nobody can lift out, and every trade is pecked a little ETH for the farmer, whichever router carries it.
- Chicks hatched
- …
- Eggs laid
- …
- Last hatched
- —
Every chick, newest first
Opening the coop
Asking the chain for every chick.